The Federal Republic of Entautopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.026 billion Entautopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tautpolis. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Entautopian economy, worth 315 trillion Bads a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,344 Bads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entautopia's national animal is the Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Entautopia is ranked 11,918^th in the world and 264^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.