The Republic of Enrertesl is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.797 billion Enrerteslians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Enrerteslian economy, worth 824 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,339 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, Enrerteslian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enrertesl's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enrertesl is ranked 10,450^th in the world and 1,863^rd in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,493.96 on the Gilded Widget Scale.