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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,981stMost Devout: 6,247thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,102nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
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Enoizkaa

Population6.68 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalScorpion

The Republic of Enoizkaa is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.68 billion Enoizkaans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Enoizkaan economy, worth 842 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,165 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, Enoizkaa City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enoizkaa's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enoizkaa is ranked 80,536th in the world and 351st in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.68 billion capita.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,981stMost Devout: 6,247thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,477thFattest Citizens: 7,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,984thNudest: 10,788thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,776thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,507thMost Cultured: 17,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,763rdLargest Governments: 19,328thLowest Crime Rates: 19,490thLargest Retail Industry: 24,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,370thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,395thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,475th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 129th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 168th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 175th in the regionSafest: 254th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, Enoizkaa City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
  • : Following new legislation in Enoizkaa, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Enoizkaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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