The Incorporated States of Enicard is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.426 billion Enicardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Enicardian economy, worth 123 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,935 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,737 per year while the poor average 5,017, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the Great Enicardian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and Enicard has designated Newport as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Enicard's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Enicard is ranked 280,012^th in the world and 10,490^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 6.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.