Population | 7.476 billion |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Nomadic Peoples of Endorsed is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.476 billion Endorsedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Endorsedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 315,146 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,823,853 per year while the poor average 4,526, a ratio of 623 to 1.
The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, lavish state dinners in Endorsed City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime is totally unknown. Endorsed's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Endorsed is ranked 72,767th in the world and 15th in Poetry for Largest Populations, with 7.48 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, lavish state dinners in Endorsed City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, all the playground's a stage for Endorsedian schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in Endorsed, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.