The United Socialist States of Enayev is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.243 billion Enayevians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Enayevian economy, worth 44.5 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,486 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enayev's national animal is the hawk.

Enayev is ranked 236,926^th in the world and 7,361^st in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 147.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.