The Commonwealth of Kingdoms of Emyeria is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.26 billion Emyerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberbryniau. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emyerian economy, worth 445 trillion Emeryian Harians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,789 Emeryian Harians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation tends not to learn from its history, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emyeria's national animal is the Draig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emyeria is ranked 24,394^th in the world and 1,227^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.