Population | 25.919 billion |
Capital | Emailistan City |
Leader | the Chief Executive |
Faith | Decency |
Currency | Unit of Currency |
Animal | Basset Hound |
The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.919 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,509 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 289,740 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.
Emailistan is ranked 1,582nd in the world and 30th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 242,971.87 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.