Population | 4.345 billion |
Capital | Cidade do dragão |
Leader | Elias |
Faith | culto do dragão |
Currency | Dragoniano |
Animal | Dragão |
The Empire of Elhias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elias with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.345 billion Elhiasianos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade do dragão. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Elhiasiano economy, worth 824 trillion Dragonianoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 189,782 Dragonianoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,054 per year while the poor average 49,202, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Elias, the might of the entire Elhiasiano Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elhias's national animal is the Dragão, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is culto do dragão.
Elhias is ranked 54,409th in the world and 3,250th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 49,202.82 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elhias's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, the might of the entire Elhiasiano Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Elias.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Elhias, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.