The Arch Duchy of Einnstadt is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eugenia von Habsburg with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 7.314 billion Einnstadtens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ober-Einnstadt. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einnstadter economy, worth 812 trillion HFrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,109 HFrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einnstadt's national animal is the Harp Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Einnstadt is ranked 23,524^th in the world and 44^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.