The Precious Gemnation of Einhezraubhe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Esmeralda Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.549 billion Einhezraubheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emeraldia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Einhezraubhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,758 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,292 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. Einhezraubhe's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Einhezraubhe is ranked 163,986^th in the world and 15^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 218.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.