The Free Socialist State of Egsnart is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Monarch-Chairwoman Ichtaca with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.245 billion Egsnartians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Girêsor. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The Egsnartian economy, worth 259 trillion Egsnarti Eztlis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,532 Egsnarti Eztlis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Al-Girêsor's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Egsnart, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egsnart's national animal is the placeholder.

Egsnart is ranked 63,734^th in the world and 74^th in Sparkalia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 483.41 on the Clooney Contribution Index.