The Dictatorship of Eggslvannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Benedict with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.074 billion Eggslvannians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggington. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eggslvannian economy, worth 533 trillion Eggs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,998 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sir Benedict spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Eggington to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggslvannia's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omeleticon.

Eggslvannia is ranked 54,236^th in the world and 197^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 101.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.