The Rogue Nation of Egakulle is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 6.537 billion Egakulleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Egakullean economy, worth 309 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,296 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Harry Potter books are banned, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egakulle's national animal is the robot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Egakulle is ranked 176,018^th in the world and 3,953^rd in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.