The Theocracy of Eemzea is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.22 billion Eemzeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Public Transport isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eemzean economy, worth 554 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,302 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eemzea's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eemzea is ranked 257,736^th in the world and 9,505^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.18 weapons per person.