The Most Serene Republic of Ecorannia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 435 million Ecorannians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tritopia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ecorannian economy, worth 19.8 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 45,524 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecorannia's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ecorannia is ranked 14,884^th in the world and 1^st in The Anti iPad Kid Alliance for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,420.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.