The New Cruor Federation of Ecclesiarreich is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 25.291 billion Ecclesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecclesia. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The all-consuming Ecclesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,635 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, Avakael's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecclesiarreich's national animal is the White Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cruor.

Ecclesiarreich is ranked 244,690^th in the world and 645^th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.