The Allied States of Easuber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bingus Sphinxus with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.592 billion Easuberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolftown. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Easuberian economy, worth 206 trillion Eas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,549 Eas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easuber's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Easuber is ranked 18,718^th in the world and 51^st in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 114.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.