The Pure Evill Socialism of Evillboy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong un the eternal GOD with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.327 billion Personal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piong Yang. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slave economy, worth 291 trillion Ryuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,394 Ryuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Evillboy's national animal is the Capitalists, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Father Kim.

Evillboy is ranked 6,401^st in the world and 482^nd in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 102,948.95 Standard Monetary Units.