The Confederacy of E1even is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Spock with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.337 billion E1evenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denver. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The E1evenian economy, worth 246 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 46,260 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. E1even's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Logic.

E1even is ranked 137,274^th in the world and 23^rd in Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for Safest, scoring 64.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.