The Republic of Dysvangar is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.285 billion Dysvangarians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Dysvangarian economy, worth 60.0 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,359 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dysvangar's national animal is the leopard.

Dysvangar is ranked 248,737^th in the world and 7,188^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.