The Eternal Realm of Dumpster is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Natalie AKA CIA with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.574 billion Dustbinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gensokyojin economy, worth 289 trillion Shrippcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,516 Shrippcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,026 per year while the poor average 27,926, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

People are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, concussed Kyubeyball players cannot remember their lineup position, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?", and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dumpster's national animal is the Kyubey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is $ Hyper-Consumerism $.

Dumpster is ranked 160,000^th in the world and 6,336^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 2.57 billion capita.