The Drugged up empire of Drug-abuse is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord Weed Weedson with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.85 billion Drug-abusers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Daturadam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The all-consuming drug-abuser economy, worth 223 trillion Drugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,912 Drugs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,925 per year while the poor average 30,612, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Drugged up empire, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drug-abuse's national animal is the Weed-le, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is LSD-induced psychosis.

Drug-abuse is ranked 39,214^th in the world and 2,277^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,750.75 on the Gilded Widget Scale.