The Borderlands of Drawinina is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Dark One with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.991 billion Drawininans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drawinina City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drawininan economy, worth a remarkable 5,333 trillion Piggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,104 Piggs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,291,106 per year while the poor average 27,671, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

Chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, a popular Drawininan saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Drawinina's national animal is the Ollephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The One True Cult.

Drawinina is ranked 292,919^th in the world and 11,058^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.