Population | 14.128 billion |
Capital | Moneysburg |
Leader | Sir Dolla Dolla Bill |
Faith | The Worship of Cold Hard Cash |
Currency | Kanga |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The Rich Suburbs of Dramsticka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Dolla Dolla Bill with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.128 billion Moneyans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moneysburg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Dramstickan economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion Kangas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 251,709 Kangas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,319,818 per year while the poor average 2,750, a ratio of 843 to 1.
Laws are littered with references to cheese, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Dramsticka, male tourists tend to be fearful of Dramsticka's deadly femme fatales, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dramsticka's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worship of Cold Hard Cash.
Dramsticka is ranked 9,020th in the world and 2nd in Streptococcus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 429.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Dramsticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.