The Kingdom of Doormanster is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doorman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.434 billion Doormansterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormanster Door Factory. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doormansterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,873 trillion Doors a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,786 Doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, justice is blinding, and cities in Doormanster declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormanster's national animal is the Doormouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Door Worship.

Doormanster is ranked 17,633^rd in the world and 1^st in Norrland for Largest Populations, with 19.4 billion capita.