The Empire of Dogracopidosan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.773 billion Dogracopidosanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The Dogracopidosanian economy, worth 837 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,912 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogracopidosan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dogracopidosan is ranked 121,482^nd in the world and 1,754^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -36.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.