The Republic of Dithpri is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.91 billion Dithprians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dithprian economy, worth 695 trillion cookies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,613 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dithpri's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dithpri is ranked 252,181st in the world and 424th in racoda for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dithpri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Dithpri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Dithpri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Dithpri, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
