The Military Cockatiel Senator of Dimibirb is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.051 billion Dimibirbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dimibirbian economy, worth 296 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,000 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dimibirb's national animal is the horse.

Dimibirb is ranked 17,808^th in the world and 5^th in Resuscitation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.