The Republic of Dilanoi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Данил VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.25 billion Dilanoians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of БеляшАльмск. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The very strong Dilanoian economy, worth 64.4 trillion заборникs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,535 заборникs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, white privilege is a real thing, annual tax returns take at least two years to complete, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dilanoi's national animal is the Cat and Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ислам.

Dilanoi is ranked 270,825^th in the world and 129^th in Mitteleuropa for Safest, scoring 7.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.