The Failed Nation of Diidiliicowz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elmo Cudd with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.597 billion Diidiliicattle have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cudsburgh. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Diidiliicowzish economy, worth 856 trillion Pattis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,834 Pattis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, some say Elmo Cudd has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Diidiliicowz's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Golden Calf Worshippers.

Diidiliicowz is ranked 52,721^st in the world and 21^st in The Regected Realns for Most Armed, with 1.94 weapons per person.