The Republic of Dieveltjen is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.817 billion Dieveltjenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Dieveltjenian economy, worth 501 trillion Gelds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 64,204 Gelds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Dieveltjen's national animal is the Bjost.

Dieveltjen is ranked 119,002^nd in the world and 31^st in belgium for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.