Population | 12.212 billion |
Capital | Chickolo |
Leader | Baranko |
Currency | stone |
Animal | bull |
The Republic of Didoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Baranko with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.212 billion Didorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chickolo. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Didorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,664 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Gambling is outlawed, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Didorian Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Didoria's national animal is the bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Didoria is ranked 283,070th in the world and 5,479th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.32 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Didorian Desert.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, gambling is outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
- : Didoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Didoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Didoria, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.