The United Kingdom of Dicurryk is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The democratic population of 4.891 billion Dicurrykians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dicurrykian economy, worth 116 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,883 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Harry Potter books are banned, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicurryk's national animal is the porpoise.

Dicurryk is ranked 123,989^th in the world and 4,243^rd in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.35 weapons per person.