The Dictatorship of DictatorialDictatoriania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Dict with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.874 billion DictatorialDictatorianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatorania. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse DictatorialDictatorianian economy, worth 826 trillion ration tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,630 ration tickets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the DictatorialDictatorianian Colonial Thesaurus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DictatorialDictatoriania's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of John Dict.

DictatorialDictatoriania is ranked 105,097^th in the world and 3,596^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 4.87 billion capita.