The Republic of Derdir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by NeddieRex with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.481 billion Derdirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holzstadt. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The strong Derdirian economy, worth 173 trillion Derdir Republic Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 69,765 Derdir Republic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Derdir's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Derdir is ranked 84,711^th in the world and 2,896^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,531.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.