The Kingdom of Deedaland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King MOK with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 2.225 billion Deedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kindyya. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deedalandian economy, worth 219 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,447 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and Deedaland's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deedaland's national animal is the Cypriot Mouflon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Deedaland is ranked 16,620^th in the world and 50^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 115.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.