The Republic of Darkbane is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.244 billion Darkbaneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The strong Darkbanean economy, worth 145 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 44,740 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darkbane's national animal is the hawk.

Darkbane is ranked 162,221^st in the world and 3,478^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 457.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.