The Military junta of Dalavi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the council of unity with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical population of 3.22 billion Dalavites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelavut. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalavic economy, worth 584 trillion JRHD82h$ds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,614 JRHD82h$ds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The slightly less stoopid goof is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Dalavi, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime is totally unknown. Dalavi's national animal is the slightly less stoopid goof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Dalavi is ranked 165,346^th in the world and 32^nd in Aslai for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 200.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.