The Plucky Battling Wookies of D081 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Judy Blue Eyes with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.575 billion Sweeties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodstock. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The powerhouse Sweet economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Banks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,706 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sweet weed picker, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and police are saying "bye book" to "by the book". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. D081's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Three Part Harmony.

D081 is ranked 48,391^st in the world and 86^th in Windows for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,032.63 on the Gilded Widget Scale.