The Federal Socialist Republic of Czervenika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jana Lebedeva with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.49 billion Czervenikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vukovgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Czervenikan economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion Eurubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 161,277 Eurubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czervenika's national animal is the Golden jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Czervenika is ranked 2,357^th in the world and 2^nd in Zemlya for Safest, scoring 144.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.