The United States of Culebra-PR- is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.573 billion Culebra-PR-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Culebra-PR-ian economy, worth 448 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,613 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, even God cannot save you in Culebra-PR-, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culebra-PR-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Culebra-PR- is ranked 39,083^rd in the world and 84^th in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 42.43 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.