The Empire of Cuddlebloops is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 491 million Cuddlebloopsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.1%.

The powerhouse Cuddlebloopsian economy, worth 32.0 trillion Glimmers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 65,245 Glimmers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cuddlebloops's national animal is the Ahamkara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cuddlebloops is ranked 220,308^th in the world and 18^th in Bloopsjooj for Safest, scoring 27.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.