The Republic of Crvajian is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.815 billion Crvajianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erdenburg. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crvajianian economy, worth 250 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,052 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and there's a big brother in every prison. Crime is totally unknown. Crvajian's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Crvajian is ranked 89,122^nd in the world and 4,708^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,317.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.