The Free Land of CrossVegas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 35.105 billion CrossVegasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CrossVegas City. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The CrossVegasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,187 trillion shiny yellow stuffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,304 shiny yellow stuffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", lottery winners spend most of their money on security, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrossVegas's national animal is the we do not speak of, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zaxbianity.

CrossVegas is ranked 285,732^nd in the world and 12^th in Tennessee for Most Patriotic, with 0.29 flags saluted per person per day.