The United States of Crestline is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.128 billion Crestlineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestline. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crestlinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,503 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,220 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, only the richest get to see out of their windows, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Crestline's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crestline is ranked 13,355^th in the world and 807^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 110,172.79 Standard Monetary Units.