The Republic of Crashashore is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.184 billion Crashashoreans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The very strong Crashashorean economy, worth 259 trillion regions a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,937 regions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,036 per year while the poor average 6,885, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Crashashore's national animal is the black hawk.

Crashashore is ranked 237,061^st in the world and 7,375^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 146.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.