The Holy Empire of Coxlong is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sussus Amogus with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.385 billion Coxlongians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dixynormus. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Coxlongian economy, worth 532 trillion corpses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 72,129 corpses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wouldn't recognise Sussus Amogus if they passed one another on the street, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coxlong's national animal is the potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Juul.

Coxlong is ranked 75,000^th in the world and 2,389^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.84 weapons per person.