The Republic of Coslevia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ser with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.536 billion Coslevians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestwell. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Coslevian economy, worth 588 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,660 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, Ser reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coslevia's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Coslevia is ranked 23,893^rd in the world and 1,323^rd in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 86 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.