The People's Republic of Corvena is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jozep Staline with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.984 billion Corvenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvena. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Corvenian economy, worth 197 trillion Patriotic Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,106 Patriotic Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corvena's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Corvena is ranked 50,285^th in the world and 3,007^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.09 law-abiding acts per hour.